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Noxkitsune · **Posted:** April 26th, 2009, 3:07 am

Naw... I'd just suspend a brain in a jar over a pit full of spikes, more efficient, and less gross.

Kia · **Posted:** April 26th, 2009, 11:13 am

lol the pit would fill in no time

best bet is a pit full of rapid water that gos to the sea

Zombies cant swim afterall

Zumi · **Posted:** April 26th, 2009, 9:45 pm

there is no evidence to say that. in fact in land of the dead they simply walked underwater until they reached their destination lol

Noxkitsune · **Posted:** April 27th, 2009, 2:48 am

Then we'd have to have a giant spinning blade in the pit, of course, then under it the rapid water. :p
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ok, this is getting kinda out of hand.

Kia · **Posted:** April 27th, 2009, 4:59 pm

that could work but if too many fall down at once theyd jam it up

best way to beat zombies is use a ladder to get in the loft/attic and pull the ladder up cause zombies dont fly

if they did it would suck major ass

one thing with zombie films though is you dont see zombie cows or something seriously cows would stand there saying" MOOOOO?!" while being chomped on, but with them being herbvores what would they crave?

Noxkitsune · **Posted:** April 28th, 2009, 4:33 am

... Artichoke hearts, maybe?

Zumi · **Posted:** April 30th, 2009, 7:27 pm

i think weed would work better on zombie cows. seriously, a stoned zombie cow would be sweet.

Noxkitsune · **Posted:** April 30th, 2009, 8:46 pm

Uhm... Okay... stoned zombie cows... O.o
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You could make an entire aftermath chapter on that

Kia · **Posted:** April 30th, 2009, 9:06 pm

rofls seems more like 9-lives

way more fun plus i could make the stoned zombie cows cute

Noxkitsune · **Posted:** May 1st, 2009, 3:43 am

sounds like a dream one of the sillier cats would have and flip out about it for the next few days.

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